Large billboards instructing Katie Holmes to make like a silent, slow-moving three-toed sloth arrive at the Cruisian birth chamber. Chilling.
And, according to the headline at FemaleFirst, she's about to deliver a bouncing baby iPod.
Pam Mamderson is getting a little long in the tooth, and realizes that it isn't proper for mature women to bare their breasts. Instead, they wear see-through shirts. How positively demure!
Star Jones babbles about her new boob job, Joy Behar tells her to shut her fat mouth, Star responds by calling Joy a bitch. Finally, a reason to watch The View.
With those new fake lips, Jessica Simpson really makes an excellent Real Doll.
Whoops, scratch that. Actually, Christina Aguilera makes the better inflatable hump toy.
Madonna learns how to . . . c'mon! Krump! Let your body move to the music! Krump! Krump! Let your body go with the flow!
Spawn of Affleck . . . revealed! Wait, where are its little horns, its eensy cloven feet?
And, according to the headline at FemaleFirst, she's about to deliver a bouncing baby iPod.
Pam Mamderson is getting a little long in the tooth, and realizes that it isn't proper for mature women to bare their breasts. Instead, they wear see-through shirts. How positively demure!
Star Jones babbles about her new boob job, Joy Behar tells her to shut her fat mouth, Star responds by calling Joy a bitch. Finally, a reason to watch The View.
With those new fake lips, Jessica Simpson really makes an excellent Real Doll.
Whoops, scratch that. Actually, Christina Aguilera makes the better inflatable hump toy.
Madonna learns how to . . . c'mon! Krump! Let your body move to the music! Krump! Krump! Let your body go with the flow!
Spawn of Affleck . . . revealed! Wait, where are its little horns, its eensy cloven feet?
