Last December, Angelina Jolie's erstwhile ladylove, model and big blabbermouth Jenny Shimizu, crowed from the rooftops about Angie's "warm, mushy" lips and the fact that she dug broads too much to fully commit to Pitt. And Angelina must have wisely cut her off from that sweet, sweet no-wang banging, because Jenny has stepped up her game and granted an interview with the UK's highly questionable (yet definitely amusing) News of the World in which she spritzed a gentle, rainbow-colored mist of Too Much (Really Sexy) Information for all the world to see.  

It's a scientific fact that all men are peculiarly titillated when the object of their desire shows no interest in them. The more indifferent the prey seems, the more tasty it appears. So now you understand why Brad Pitt, who--let's face it--could have any man, woman, or child he desired, has been reduced to a teeny tiny squalling little baby girl by Angelina Jolie, who, although she has the #1 universal lust object squirming under her thumb, still insists on enjoying vaginal favors of ladyfriends past.