The facially superior fruit of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's sex organs was birthed into this world on Saturday. We have to admit we're a little disappointed. We thought the world would feel . . . different, somehow. Brighter. Sexier.  

Gwen Stefani is officially in the family way! Incredible! We had no idea drag queens could get pregnant.  

We've all received some lame presents for Valentine's Day (that pink satin teddy bear we got in the eighth grade being top on the list), but at least we're not Gwen Stefani. She got a couple sacks of potatoes.  

We all know that insecure singer Gwen Stefani had kittens after finding out that husband Gavin Rossdale sired a secret love child. But her blown gasket has now reached critical aneurysm status as Gav is possibly being sued for 15 years of back child support.