Usually, when we post pictures of actresses in various states of undress, we end up using garishly-lit paparazzi photos that include unflattering angles, disheveled clothing, armpit stubble, and such and such. But we only do that for you, the reader. We at CelebNewsWire are not boorish curs like the rest of you. We have class and style and grace. We wear antique cufflinks and use monogrammed hankies and secret our opium away in the ivory knob of our walking stick. And that's why today, we'd like to class it up with these pictures of Dita Von Teese and Scarlett Johansson lezzing out for Flaunt magazine.