Lindsay Lohan has a new boyfriend. He is the son of Diana Ross. Thus continues Lindsay's neverending habit of making very very bad decisions--the possibilty of having Diana Ross become your mother-in-law is barely a half a step above marrying into the Collins or Gabor families.  

There's a chill in the air and the holidays are nearly upon us, so naturally celebrities are pairing off and trying to keep warm with marathon humping sessions. Hey, it's more practical than padding their bodies with a healthy layer of fat for insulation and risk landing only roles as the perpetually single friend of the slim and sexy star. We've got engagements between Nicole Kidman and a non-Kenny Chesney country star and Kimberly Stewart and some dude from some MTV show that our fourteen-year-old cousin really likes, Leonardo DiCaprio filling his Gisele void with some saggy Kirsten Dunst tit, and oh so much more.  

MAC Cosmetics must have a thing for boozy, past-their-prime songbird spokeswomen. Not content with just having the Liza Minnelli Collection, they tried to rope Diana Ross into a similar deal. Who were the ad wizards who came up with that one? Oh yeah, gay dudes.