• Suri No Middle Name Cruise pictures might finally appear soon . . . in Vanity Fair! Hopefully on the cover, wrapped in swaddling clothes, using Scarlett Johansson's ass crack as a manger.

• Bryce Dallas Howard is baking up a big batch of baby.

• Kate Bosworth ate! Ate cigarettes, water, and lettuce. Baby steps, people.

• Pam from The Office becomes Pam from The Duff-ass.

• When Janet Jackson wants her water cold, she wants her water cold, dammit. Also, yes, she did feel that pea placed under her 12 mattresses last night.

• Newly-separated Dave Navarro is dating newly-separated Jenna Jameson. And she's now #1 on his MySpace Top 8, so you know it's love.

• Jen and Vince: engaged! Whhheeeeeeee! Yayyyyy! Whoooo! Who gives a crap! All riiiiight!

• Robin Williams is in rehab. Body hair rehab, we hope.

• Sienna Miller dons dirty pink cowboy boots, a wedding dress, a red Cleopatra wig, and an exposed upskirt cotton panty look. Indeed, she is truly the fashion icon of our time.  

After months and months of speculation, Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro announced their separation yesterday. It seems that Dave has already moved on and found another love, socialite Sarah Howard, who looks a hell of a lot like Tommy Lee:

 

We always thought Carmen Electra had about as many thoughts floating around in her vacant little head as Britney Spears or Victoria Beckham. But it turns out the cogs are churning constantly. It's just that the only thing she's mulling over is, "Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex." Must be exhausting.  

So, we were thinking. What's Carmen Electra famous for again? Ah. Wearing very little. Yes, yes. Today, she brings us the joyous news of getting double the wear out of her daytime garments. Like Day-to-Night Barbie. Only sluttier.