Tue
31


Respected British thespian Dame Judi Dench is always a lady. Even when she's caught spying on her co-star's supersized meat pole. She said of her Casino Royale co-star Daniel Craig's pork sword:
It’s an absolute monster! Maybe I shouldn’t have said that. How uncouth of me!
See, had Judi been a heathenous American peeping on a peer's peener, she would have bellowed to the entire cast and crew: "Hey, everybody, come look at Danny's one-eyed milkman! It's the size of my arm!"  





Mon
10


Usually when we dump our fiancé because he’s been caught cheating with the nanny, we don’t go cheating on him after we’ve gotten back together, but that’s just us. And as you may have noticed, Sienna Miller is not us.