Jessica Alba says she lost a tooth while filming a sex scene with Dane Cook. We're guessing that the thing sacrificed itself just to escape Dane's whiny, frat-boy-tinged brand of "humor". Really, Jess is lucky something more serious didn't happen, like her arms detaching themselves from her torso or her internal organs crawling up through her throat and making a run for it.  

Jessica Simpson's new costar is Dane Cook, and his girlfriend is not a dummy. She keeps visiting the movie set, putting in long hours visiting her honey and shielding him from the sweet siren song of Jessica's gigantic breasts. Because she knows that Jessica Simpson and extra-hammy "comedians" go together like tongues and rectums.