• Suri No Middle Name Cruise pictures might finally appear soon . . . in Vanity Fair! Hopefully on the cover, wrapped in swaddling clothes, using Scarlett Johansson's ass crack as a manger.

• Bryce Dallas Howard is baking up a big batch of baby.

• Kate Bosworth ate! Ate cigarettes, water, and lettuce. Baby steps, people.

• Pam from The Office becomes Pam from The Duff-ass.

• When Janet Jackson wants her water cold, she wants her water cold, dammit. Also, yes, she did feel that pea placed under her 12 mattresses last night.

• Newly-separated Dave Navarro is dating newly-separated Jenna Jameson. And she's now #1 on his MySpace Top 8, so you know it's love.

• Jen and Vince: engaged! Whhheeeeeeee! Yayyyyy! Whoooo! Who gives a crap! All riiiiight!

• Robin Williams is in rehab. Body hair rehab, we hope.

• Sienna Miller dons dirty pink cowboy boots, a wedding dress, a red Cleopatra wig, and an exposed upskirt cotton panty look. Indeed, she is truly the fashion icon of our time.  

It was hard enough to wrap our heads around the fact that Ron "Opie" Howard, he of the jug ears and the Alfred E. Neuman countenance, somehow managed to create a child of such incomparable beauty and grace. But the fact that said child, Bryce Dallas Howard, is comfortable enough to show the world that she is, indeed, a natural redhead, by baring it all in her new movie Manderlay, is blowing our feeble minds all over the creation and into next week. Exceedingly NSFW pics after the jump. Fire on the hooooole!  

We Chicagoans like to complain a lot. Our sports teams suck, winter lasts about nine months, and the wind is constantly messing up our hair. But at last we have something that the rest of you don’t: The first (and possibly only) U.S. screening of the highly anticipated and probably boob-filled film Havoc will happen at the 41st Chicago International Film Festival. Suck on that, Cleveland.  

We told you about Bryce Dallas Howard's nudity in the upcoming Lars von Trier film Manderlay back in May when it debuted at the Cannes Film Festival, but we never tire of talking about boobs so we thought we'd mention it again. After all, it's not every film that includes nudity by the grown up daughter of a former child star (yeah, yeah, we know, Ron Howard is a big-time director now, we'll stop calling him Opie, just get off our back, will ya?). Back in May we didn't have much info on exactly what Bryce shows in Manderlay, but now that the film has played at the Toronto Film Festival we know she gives us everything (quite a debut). And we know she's a real redhead. (You think Lindsay Lohan is ever going to prove that? Fat chance.) Her best scene is when she's viewed full-frontally nude before getting into some interracial sex. We bet Richie Cunningham is proud. Stayed tuned for further information on a U.S. release date.
See Bryce at MrSkin.com.  

A magical beam shaped like a boob was just beamed into the sky, informing us of another starlet peeling down for a debut silver-screen nude scene. It's Opie's kid, Bryce Dallas Howard. No word yet on whether or not she shows all three B's. Or all three Aunt B's.