You've got to admire a chippie like Lindsay Lohan. Rumored to be dating Jared Leto and Sean Lennon, she's now also been linked to Ryan Adams and Benicio Del Toro. Not even a tragic teacup accident can slow this girl's vagina down.  

Penelope Cruz and her mother found themselves in a bit of a jam at the Cannes Film Festival, when they were riding in an elevator and it suddenly shut down. Actor Benicio del Toro was on hand to save them . . . right after he sweatily humped them both.  

We just conducted an informal poll around the CelebNewsWire offices, and 9 out of 10 staffers simply cannot recall if they've had sex with Scarlett Johansson. Which is just one more thing we have in common with Benicio Del Toro, in addition to our exotic good looks and all those Oscars we've won.