Mammaries!
All exposed under flaaashbulbs!
We can smile at Babs' old days,
She was beautiful then,
We remember the time her teats were perky and young . . .
Let the mammaries live again!
Under the cut, Barbra Streisand takes a page from the book of Posh Spice, exposing her foundation garment-challenged Boobras stuffed into a very tight and very see-through black shirt.  

• FemaleFirst reports that Nicole Kidman used "the F-word". Oh, but they meant "fiancé!" Awwwww, ha ha ha ha, that was so clever! You really had us going there, FemaleFirst!

• Debra Wilson from Mad TV shows off her comedic chops. And by "comedic chops" we mean "tits".

• Barbra Streisand gets on the guest list at your local Loews.

• Carmen Electra hates herself for lovin' Joan Jett. Can't break free from the things that she . . . doan . . . dett? Eh, we suck.

• Janice Dickinson: genius of our time.

• Elle MacPherson loves to have loads and loads of casual sex. Just not with you. You fat loser.

• Light-filled goddess from heaven Mandy Moore denies cherry-poppage at the hands and wang of Fez. Wouldn't you?

• Is J. Lo preg. o?

• Speaking of cherries, The Virgin Adriana Lima is a punchy little firecracker. We got a little something that would chill her right out. Yeeeeah, that's right. A little somethin' in our pants, if you dig what we're saying. It's a packet of chamomile tea and a fizzy bath bomb in our pocket. They're great for de-stressing!  

And speaking of spelunking the groinage of half of Hollywood, a new book is being released about Barbra Streisand. It's called Barbra: The Way She Is, penned by Christopher Anderson. And apparently, the way she is is pretty trampy.