You better make a hasty retreat, Anne, before you end up as a puree of turnip Thanksgiving side dish on the buffet next to the Valentino pumpkin pie.  

Halloween tends to bring out the ribaldry in a lot of people, what with all the sexy kitty cat and sexy bunny rabbit and sexy nurse and sexy comptroller costumes around. So this morning, our thoughts turn to sin and we sit idly, twiddling our thumbs and waiting patiently for requisite nip-slip-though-skimpy-costume celebrity pictures to be released. A cursory frisking of the internets has turned up nothing so far, but we have plenty to fall back on; namely, Marcia Cross nudie pics in a Glad bag, Anne Hathaway laying down some baffling rules for getting naked, and Lucy Liu learning the meaning of "European nudity" (hint: it has nothing to do with fine wine or bidets).  

And so Titty Friday continues. You'll certainly recall a charming bedtime tale we relayed to you a few months ago, involving Anne Hathaway complaining about costar Stanley Tucci continually elbowing her in the blammos on the set of The Devil Wears Prada. In this picture from September 9th, it appears that time has not lessened Stanley's preoccupation with Anne's mams:



So either Mr. Tucci has a serious mammary fixation, or he's an unbelievable narcissist and can't tear his eyes away from the hairless twin globules that remind him so much of himself.  

Anne Hathaway recently told The Sun that during the filming of The Devil Wears Prada, she had to admonish costar Stanley Tucci after he repeatedly elbowed her in the beans. But what do you expect from a guy whose name basically sounds like Can-ley Touchy?  

Anne Hathaway reeks like a sailor after two months at sea filled with nothing but Jameson and butt sex. Really. She said so.  

There are four reasons to see Brokeback Mountain and they ain't gorgeous cinematography, a compelling storyline, delightful acting and a spare yet moving score. No, gentle reader, we speak of the four collective naked breasts of Anne Hathaway and Michelle Williams, and if you want to see them right the hell now, you will click on the little arrow thingie right here that says "More".  

Can't wait for November 29th to own your very own copy of Havoc? The ever helpful chaps at Egotastic.com have delivered yet more advance clips from the film. And you can view them here. Anne Hathaway only delivers one little nipple shot, but she sure looks like she's having a good time writhing around on that couch and making that nipple stand at attention. Bijou Phillips has her tits all over the place, but that's not exactly men landing on the moon or anything. So enjoy this little teaser and drink enough to pass out until November 29th finally arrives.  

No, no, we're not literally breaking nudes, like Venus de Milo or nuthin'. We're just bringing you all the hot poop on the pretty famous ladies who are naked in movies that you will be seeing in the coming months.  

Are you sick of us talking about Anne Hathaway in Havoc yet? Of course you aren't, you dirty pervs. Do you want to see screen caps and video clips of said former princess in said dirty movie? Of course you do, you dirty pervs.  

We try not to listen to crackpots posting on message boards, as we know that they’re usually fat dorks living in their mommy’s basement and working part-time at the local Blockbuster, but sometimes we can't help but believe. And most of those times include the movie Havoc and Anne Hathaway’s much-anticipated debut nudity.  

We Chicagoans like to complain a lot. Our sports teams suck, winter lasts about nine months, and the wind is constantly messing up our hair. But at last we have something that the rest of you don’t: The first (and possibly only) U.S. screening of the highly anticipated and probably boob-filled film Havoc will happen at the 41st Chicago International Film Festival. Suck on that, Cleveland.  

We’ve all been hearing about Ang Lee’s gay cowboy movie Brokeback Mountain for at least a year now, what with the hunky, hunky kiss between Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal. But it wasn’t until recently that the female cast members started getting some attention. Those cowboys may not actually be as gay as we thought, as they both have some fun with naked females. For Heath Ledger it’s real-life fiancée/baby incubator Michelle Williams, who shows her breasts during and after sex with Ledger. Michelle has previously given us quite a bit of nudity in Me Without You and If These Walls Could Talk 2. We are more interested in Jake Gyllenhaal’s bedmate, Anne Hathaway. We are still more than two months away from the DVD release of Havoc (we think there are already people lined up outside of Best Buy waiting for their copy), but if Anne keeps going at this rate she’s going to be the next Jenna Jameson by about February. Here she only shows a quick flash of breasts in the backseat of a car with Gyllenhaal, but it will be a nice addition to her alleged all-out freakiness in Havoc. Brokeback Mountain will be realeased theatrically December 9th.
More of Michelle and Anne at MrSkin.com.  

Late on Friday afternoon we brought you news of all the noteworthy nudes appearing at the Toronto Film Festival, but we understand that by three o’clock on a Friday afternoon most of you are either passed out drunk on the office liquor stash or you have placed a look-alike blow-up doll in your desk chair and are off to find your dealer (his supply usually runs short on the weekends). So to better serve you, our delinquent readers, we will update our earlier post with more juicy nudie details.  

For the past week some of our most eagle-eyed boob afficianadoes have been braving the dangerous streets of Toronto, bugging out their eyes at film after film searching for those wayward nips and flashes of gash. And boy did they ever find some.  

You've been waiting a long time for this, so we're happy to bring you the news that New Line Cinema has announced a DVD release date for Havoc. And--AND!!!--there will be an unrated version available. So let's pray to Xenu that that means Anne Hathaway's hairy princess and not some wayward schlong.  

The word is out: Princess Diaries star Anne Hathaway will NOT--repeat: NOT--be sharing and baring her hairy princess in her upcoming flick, the hotly anticipated Havoc. But boobs? There will be boobs. Oh yes. There will be boobs.  

By now, you've undoubtedly heard The Legend of Havoc: Squeaky-clean Disney queen (Princess Diaries star Anne Hathaway) peels off her clothes and engages in hardcore simulated sex with L.A. gangbangers in a potentially career-damaging movie role; movie fails to secure a distributor/release date, hornballs across the nation go bonkers. Well, Miss Hathaway is a benevolent soul, and thanks to a revealing dress, she bestows upon us a fleshy, pendulous coming attraction. Pic after the jump.