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Musical visionary. Philanthropist. Photographer. Raspy voice-haver. Canadian. Provider of shattered teacup upon which Lindsay Lohan sliced her speckled flesh. Is there anything Bryan Adams can't do? Apparently, the answer is no, because he has somehow landed himself one of the most storied beauties of our times as a concubine. According to the Daily Mail:

Supermodel Elle Macpherson and international rock star Bryan Adams are secretly dating.

The couple enjoyed a passionate kiss at a private party in Bryan's London home on Tuesday night after the launch of his new photo exhibition.

A source said: "They were all over each other, flirting outrageously and they couldn't keep their hands or eyes off each other."

Elle, nicknamed "The Body", and sexy Bryan make a fab couple but were trying to keep the relationship top secret - because it's very early days and they've been pals for ages before romance blossomed.

Men! Take note! All those expensive tooth-bleachings and Hummermobiles and Cyberphones aren't going to get you anywhere with the supermodel demographic. Take a clue from Mr. Adams and the ebony to his ivory, Seal. All it takes to win the hand of a blonde, statuesque, international swimsuit model is a song that tops the adult contemporary charts and a face full of scars. A melody about dew on roses and gnarled keloids, and the Victoria's Secret girls come buzzing like flies on BM. more »

• Paula Abdul has a new contorted face! Look into her stretched eyes! Oh oh! She's been tellin' lies! (Yeeeah!)

• Larry Birkhead thinks Dannielynn has her mom's pouty lips, long legs and chubby toes. Jury's out on who she takes after in the implant and veneer department, though. (I'm Not Obsessed)

• Britney stormed out of a photo shoot in a huff, never to return. Turns out they only had honey BBQ pretzel bites, not the buffalo ranch. (Daily Stab)

• German magician attempts to make Pam Anderson's breast ooze its way out of her bathing suit. (Hollywood Tuna)

• You know David Hasselhoff's ex-wife must be insanely f'ed up, because he got sole custody of the kids. Yaaaay, it's cheeseburger night! (Star Herpes)

• An odd fashion choice, even for Ashley Olsen. Perhaps she has joined a harem and is planning on seducing the sheik with her mysterious, semi-sheer, snakelike undulations. (Drunken Stepfather)

• How Jessica Simpson lost the baby Mayer weight. (IMDb.com)

• Here are some surprisingly hot pictures of Lindsay Lohan taken by Bryan Adams. Because when you want to sex up your image, where else to turn than a pockmarked Canadian adult contemporary artist? It makes perfect sense. (Egotastic!)

Lindsay Lohan took a trip to the hospital on Friday, for the eighty-eleventh time in a year. Seems she took a little spill over at Bryan Adams's house and gashed her leg on a broken teacup. When asked about the accident, Lindsay said, "It cut like a knife, but it felt so right." more »

If the continued music career of Posh Spice wasn't testament enough, here's more proof that Brits will work themselves into a frenzy over anything involving D-level celebrities: a pair of Bryan Adams's dirty socks went for £551 on eBay. more »