filed under: Brody Jenner

• Stallone steroid scandal. Stallone steroid scandal. Stallone steroid scandal. Say it five times fast.

• Tyra Banks recreates her iconic swimsuit issue cover shot. Too bad her face looks like she's dropping a log in her bikini bottoms.

• Gretchen Carlson finally lends credibility to FOX News with a liberal view of her panty-clad crotchial area. Did you catch that? Liberal! Haw haw?

• Brody Jenner is pissed that Details insinuated he was using Nicole Richie, but says it's all good because he has "broad shoulders". Wait, what?

• Watch in rapturous wonder as Jewel nearly drops a forkful of food down her cavernous chest chasm.

• Anna Nicole's death is a lot like her life: with a bunch of creepy men all fighting over her body.

• Speaking of Anna Nicole, her small, purple-haired, Broom Hilda lookalike tuff gal former assistant Kimmie speaks out, accusing Howard K. Stern of being an asshole!

• Or not.

• Michelle Rodriguez "never killed a pot head".

• Naomi Watts is likely preggo via Liev Schreiber, who ejaculated semen into her vagina.

We don't usually enjoy giving publicity to lazy rich assholes who have no claim to fame other than where they've stuck their dicks. Yet we do it anyway. Just look at how many times we've mentioned Howard K. Stern. If a scary sci-fi future where everyone is dying of starvation is ever realized, he's the first one being turned into Soylent Green. Except then everyone who ate the Soylent Green would probably become total assholes. Anyway, today we must focus on a different breed of asshole, the young, cocky, Daddy-gives-me-a-million- dollar-allowance breed. Specifically, Brody Jenner. more »

Lindsay Lohan is reaching out--to a rather unlikely person, Brody Jenner--from behind the inpenetrable fortress that is the Wonderland rehab facility. Most of its denizens probably crave crack or Tanqueray, but Lindsay's rehab cravings, transmitted via text message, are for "McDonald's and sex", in that order. Unless, of course, she hastily sent the message without double checking the predictive text, and she was actually telling Brody that she needed "Madonna and sects", a desperate cry for the healing powers of Kabbalah water. more »

Nicole Richie is quite fond of bathroom quickies. Enh. That's not very special. Call us when she's found naked in a Camero with two girls, a goat, and twenty pounds of salami. Celebrities just have no imagination these days. more »

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have broken up. And so have Nicole Richie and that one guy. He's like the son of some famous guy who, like, did the luge or synchronized swimming at the Olympics or something. He dated that girl from that show that's like The O.C. only "real"? C'mon, he's tall, has dark hair, wears shirts? You know the one. more »