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If we asked you to picture "wise men" in your mind, you'd think of a couple of gruff-voiced, aging gentlemen with comically long beards twirling a long staff in hand traveling across the land, perhaps with a camel in tow? Hey, you just described ZZ Top on tour. Minus the camel. And plus the Eliminator. These wise men once opined about a woman who got legs and knew precisely what to do with them. As it turns out, not only are Billy Gibbons and Dusty Hill wise, they are also prophets, since back in 1984, they had a vision of future star Blake Lively and the crotch-crushingly long, lean, and lovely pegs upon which she stands. With the lyric "She's got hair down to her fanny/She's kinda jet-set, try to undo her panties" they even had a vision of her flowing flaxen locks and the little upskirt underwear shot she shows here. All you need to do is get sharply dressed, put on a pair of cheap sunglasses, and serve her a TV dinner, and Blake will slip inside your sleepin' bag.

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Do you miss Gossip Girl? Have you spent your summer wondering if things between Serena and Dan will work out? Have you been picturing the hot hate sex between Blair and Chuck? Have you been counting down the days until you get to see the whole cast decked out in Bill Blass resort wear (the '80s are back, baby!) in the Hamptons? We can't bring you that, but we can bring you Blake Lively's nipple. We may have preferred a seaside clam bake, but we'll take what we can get. After the cut, nip! more »

Gossip Girl star Blake Lively was hard at work on her show yesterday when her little dog took offense to the unflattering beige schmatte she was wearing. And pissed on it. Splash News has the poop pee:

A solo Blake Lively has to stop and get out of a Gossip Girls cast van because her dog “Penny” urinated on her. Blake was traveling through midtown Manhattan when she suddenly had to stop so that Penny could finish the rest of her business outside. Blake’s dress had urine all down the front but her assistant quickly helped to cover her by handing her a large shopping bag so that she could shield herself from the public. Blake was going with the all natural look as she was not wearing any makeup and pimples were visible on her face and neck. Filming for season 2 of Gossip Girl begins in NYC on Thursday.

Ah, pimples! Now it all comes together. Blake was actually trying the Vanessa Williams and Amy Winehouse cure for pustules. It's just too bad her dog has shitty aim.

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• Jessica Simpson gives herself a breast exam. "Are they still big? Yep. Yep. Still big." (Egotastic)

• Hey, ladies. Hold on to your panties and your cocktails, because Kiefer Sutherland is single! (Derek Hail)

• Tina Turner says that Beyoncι will never be rock n' roll. Oh yeah? Well guess what, Tina? You'll never be polka! Eat that! (Female First)

• Shania Twain has learned an important lesson: don't marry a straw-haired producer of bombastic rock music and live in seclusion in Europe lest straw-haired producer runs off with the manager of your Swiss chateau. Oh, that's a story as old as the hills. When will they ever learn? (Hollywire)

• Every part of Kristen Bell is adorable. Up to and including her wee booty. (The Blemish)

• The Hills's Whitney Port becomes Titney Port when she slipples nipple. (Drunken Stepfather)

• And speaking of Hills douches, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt get fingered. (Allie Is Wired)

• Ten Toys that Made You Gay. (Cityrag)

• Joss Stone explores another girl's dental work. With her tongue. (I Don't Like You In That Way)

• Gossip Girl's Blake Lively cavorts on beach with Penn Badgley. And one of them is wearing a bikini, but we won't spoil it and tell you which! (F-Listed)

Gossip Girl Gossip Girl Gossip Girl Gossip Girl! GOSSIP GIRL!!!! In a bid to increase our under-21 readership, we're only going to talk about The Hills and Gossip Girl from now on. A good place to start is GG's Blake Lively in a bikini. Unfortunately, the view is somewhat obscured by her onscreen boyfriend Penn Badgley, who appears to have taken his love jones for his costar into the real world.









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• Megan Fox takes "next Angelina Jolie" title literally, gets lipplants. (ONTD)

• Elisha Cuthbert stalks the sandy landscape in a bikini; cuddles muscular male; gets handsy with own buttocks. (Drunken Stepfather)

• Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's wedding photos will be in People. And they talk about being "soul mates". Even though they've known each other for six weeks. (Celebitchy)

• What mysterious pull do these Maddens have? Lindsay Lohan was busted trying to pick up Joel (that's Nicole Richie's Madden, not Paris Hilton's Madden) at a club the other night. There's not enough Maddens to go around. (Yeeeah!)

• Angelina Jolie is reportedly going to have twin girls. They'll have their mother's looks and their father's . . . looks. They can't go wrong! (I Don't Like You In That Way)

• Amy Winehouse is slowly devolving from soulful songstress to drunken party girl to crackhead to missing link to ape. Photographic evidence exists. (Holy Taco)

• Uma Thurman's name begins with a "u". So does the word "upskirt". Aaaand that's the closest we cam come to a joke here. (I Don't Like You In That Way)

• In other Lohan news, she's still stealing clothing from her friends. Because when girls' daddies don't love them, the fill up their hearts with pilfered fur. (The Blemish)

• Blake Lively may play a high schooler on Gossip Girl, but that rack is alllll freshman year at a state U, baby. (Fatback)

• Jessica Simpson must, she must, she must increase her bust. (Cityrag)

• Post-birth, Halle has some Berry nice cleavage. We knew our childhood obsession with Strawberry Shortcake speak would come in handy some day! (Flisted)

• Model Alessanda Ambrosio is out Victoria's Secret undies. Yayyy! And into a bikini. Boooo. No, wait. Yay. (Egotastic!)

• "I'm Fat Shady, yes I'm the Fat Shady, all you other Fat Shadys are just imatatin'." (Cityrag)

• We can't improve on this original headline: 1 Hayden, 2 Cups. (Hollywood Tuna)

• Penelope Cruz and very attractive sister wear clothes, look pretty, have picture taken. (Daily Stab)

• Due to the writers' strike, the Golden Globes will be much less golden; globular. (Yeeeah!)

• Blake Lively's schnozz: from Sevigny to sliced. (Radar Online)

• Mariah Carey actually would rather be onstage with J. Lo than a pig after all. Good to know. (Celebitchy)

• Britney's car was impounded. There was no way for her to avoid bein' grounded. Her parents had to come up from vacation and get me, I'd rather be in jail than to have my father hit me. So tell you all the kids all across the land, there's no need to argue, parents just don't understand. Dee doo doo doo. (I Don't Like You In That Way)

• Bono completes the final phase of his slow transformation into Robin Williams. (I Don't Like You In That Way)

• Not even MC Skat Kat can save Paula Abdul from crazy's grasp now. (The Blemish)

• Britney dresses her offspring as golf caddies. Or, possibly, Andre 3000. (Allie Is Wired)