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• Britney might star in Grease on Broadway. Well, she's certainly got the "grease" part down. (Daily Stab)

• Mischa Barton is refusing to promote her t.a.t.u. movie. Wonder why. (IDLYITW)

• Thank God for Lindsay Lohan's relationship with Samantha Ronson, for it keeps Michael Lohan in the news! (Yeeeah!)

• Scarlett Johansson. Naked in a pool. (Egotastic!)

• As Hilary Duff's veneers have shrunk, so has her rack inflated. It's magic! (Cityrag)

• Mariah Carey dons her most Mimi-est of rags to kick off Japanese baseball season. Man, what a weird sentence. (Drunken Stepfather)

• Pamela Anderson returns to form with the best upskirt she can muster. (Taxi Driver)

• Angelina and Brad let their children do whatever while they dunk their sleek, genetically superior forms nakedly into their pool. (The Blemish)

• Naomi Campbell to trade glamour for the slammer. (Celebitchy)

• Bill Murray's wife says he's a drunk and a stoner and a cheater and a beater. B-b-buh . . . but . . . he's the voice of Garfield! (PopCrunch)

• Bridget Moynahan gave birth to a giant football yesterday. (Celebitchy)

• Anna Faris makes with the cheek-smugglers. (Drunken Stepfather)

• Jessica Biel is happy to share her chest chasm with you in FHM. (Egotastic!)

• Attractive drip Adrian Grenier throws genital caution to the wind and hangs out with Paris Hilton. (The Blemish)

• Christina Aguilera's baby will not go hungry. (Hollywood Tuna)

• Sweden makes the call: Bill Murray is one beer over par! (IDLYITW)

• Mariah Carey obscures breasts with lace grandma curtain; cirrus clouds. (Cityrag)

• Lindy Loho thinks that rehab is serious business. You can tell by her no-nonsense hair bun and utilitarian mom-chic hoodie. (Yeeeah!)

• The main peril of being a housecat is accidentally drinking antifreeze. Unless you're Pete Doherty's cat, then the biggest problem is a couple of bumps of coke sprinkled atop your Meow Mix. (A Socialite's Life)

• Hilary Duff: womanly folds or crotch seam? (Taxi Driver)

• Hayden Panettiere: now old enough for lactose bukkake! (Celeb Warship)

• Jennifer Love Hewitt cries when she watches herself act. That's so funny, because we also wail uncontrollably when we have to watch her act. (Daily Stab)

• Kurt Russell sports flaccid ding dongage and a solid B-cup. (Allie Is Wired)

Moviemaking sure can take it out of a person. The hours of being pampered and waited on--oh, and saying a few lines for the camera--can send the young and resilient to the hospital for exhaustion. The old and humorless (we're looking at you, Sean Penn) opt to sit around in a bathrobe contemplating the impact of their work. Bill Murray seems to fall somewhere in the middle. more »