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Once upon a time we had very little opinion of Sienna Miller. The whole Jude Law thing made her slightly sympathetic, and she was sometimes amusing, trying to attack photographers and wearing tights as pants and whatnot. But we had seen a movie or two of hers, which didn't so much cast her in a favorable light. So it was sort of a toss up. Then she shit on Pittsburgh, and she went in the "Enemies of CelebNewsWire" file with Denise Richards and Sharon Stone. That's pretty low. Then she started humping a married man with a whole brood of brats, and the whole world jumped on the "Sienna Miller is the devil" bandwagon. And we're pretty sure most of 'em will stay there, despite the fact that she's no longer porking a hitched guy (or at least that one; we have no idea where she was this weekend, so other be-ringed gentlemen are still possibilities). Reports Extra:

Actress Sienna Miller and "Brothers and Sisters" star Balthazar Getty have ended their controversial relationship.

"I'm single at the moment, and I'm completely happy with that," the "Factory Girl" told Us Weekly. "It's nice not to have a relationship that the press constantly wants to scrutinize and discuss. I'm cool with being on my own."

The 26-year-old starlet endured a backlash from the media after she was snapped topless and kissing then-married Getty, 33, in July. Later that month, Balthazar announced he and wife Rosetta were separated -- and released a statement apologizing for "the great embarrassment" he caused himself and his family.

Getty has four children with his estranged wife.

Gee, Balty, we're really sorry to hear that you and your best girl have broken up. We really thought leaving your wife for your mistress was a good move, a decision you would look back on fondly for the rest of your days. Just one of the many things we were wrong about, we guess. more »

You know those girls who think of nothing but getting married all day, every day? The ones who cry and throw hissy fits when their boyfriends give them nice things like trips to France or fully-furnished condos or waffle irons as gifts because there's no stinking diamonds in it? Apparently that's Sienna Miller. Reports Star (via Celebitchy):

Sienna Miller, 26, was less than thrilled when her boyfriend… Balthazar Getty, 33, proudly presented her with a specially built titanium tandem. “Balthazar spent nearly $7,000 on a custom Seven Cycles bicycle built for two and thought he could charm Sienna with it,” a source close to the actress explains.

“But she was not impressed. In fact, Sienna shrieked at him for being selfish and unromantic. The bottom line is that nothing is going to satisfy her until a marriage proposal comes out of his mouth. Sienna is getting impatient!”

Take this lesson to heart, Balty. Next time an occasion rolls around that requires you get a gift for your beloved, just find some errant dog shit on the curb and put a bow on it. You'll get the same reaction as if you'd put time and effort and thought and thousands of dollars into the task. Easy and cheap gift ideas, courtesy of your friends at CelebNewsWire. more »

Despite rumors that oily heir (not Brandon Davis either) Balthazar Getty has been pleading to get back together with his wife, he continues to see Sienna Miller. See her with her shirt on, for a change, but see her nonetheless. Sienna made a rare solo appearance yesterday at an L.A. area gas station, and was mobbed by paps to the point that she burst into tears. Quite a change from her Jude Law days, when she used to claw their eyes out and call them a see-you-next-Tuesday. The Blemish reports:

She broke down shouting “leaving me alone” as the cameras flashed around her. And when one paparazzo asked about her relationship with Getty, the actress fumed shouting: “I’m just trying to fill up my fucking car! Please, I’m asking you. I can’t live like this, please give me a little bit of respect.”

"Please! I'm porking a married man whose four little babies are asking 'where's Daddy?' because he's out tickling my titties. Please! I demand respect!" more »

• Joanna Krupa gets naked for Maxim. Maxim-um mammage. (The Blemish)

• Mr. Skin asks: who's the hottest dame in a superhero movie? (Mr. Skin)

• Beauty and the Undereye Bags: Catherine Keener is porking Benicio del Toro. (Hollyscoop)

• Shia the Beef will not have to have his pinky amputated. So. Uh. Great, we guess. (Celebitchy)

• 46-21-55. Kim Kardashian in a bikini. (Drunken Stepfather)

• Kate Moss switched lives with her nanny for a day. Which marks the first time Kate has seen her child since its birth. Awww. (Female First)

• Jessica Alba humps a chair like her name was Nomi Malone. (Cityrag)

• Jessica Simpson strips for Tony Romo via webcam. Haw, like we're supposed to believe Jessica Simpson knows how to turn a computer on? (peanut gallery: "Well, she sure know how to turn ME on! Ahahahaha!") (Holy Taco)

• Sienna Miller's friends maintain that she did not wreck Balthazar Getty's marriage. She just stuck a knife in its already rotting corpse and twisted it around and then cut off its head is all. (CelebWarship)

• Morgan Freeman and his wife split. We blame Sienna Miller. (Daily Stab)

Actor and oil heir Balthazar Getty is, indeed, drilling Sienna Miller and spewing forth gusher after gusher. The very married father of four vehemently denied that he and Miller were a couple previously; however, these pictures were taken over the weekend of them frolicking like a couple of nympho unicorns on a yacht off the Italian coast. But you know what? On second thought, maybe Balthy is telling the truth. After all, what do we have to go on here? A guy, minus his wife, minus his four kids, the youngest of which is eight months old, on a vacation with an actress. Who he's hugging and kissing and feeling up. And who is naked. Mere speculation, friends. All circumstantial. Hogwash, really. After all, that totally wasn't R. Kelly peeing on that little girl.

Sienna boobs and men who love them. After the cut. more »

Sienna Miller likes to come at a situation from all angles. She's already played the wronged fiancée who was left brokenhearted after her man was caught sticking his Lincoln Log into his children's nanny's Easy Bake Oven. But now Sienna's thinking, "That was no fun. It's probably better to be the other woman. Maybe I should give it a go." Reports The Mirror:

Sienna Miller is in a messy love triangle with a married millionaire a month after dumping actor Rhys Ifans.

The star has fallen for Balthazar Getty, 33, a member of the super rich oil dynasty.

But he is married with four children, including June Catherine, who is just eight months old.

His furious wife Rosetta Getty is speaking to divorce lawyers today.

It is not yet known if Sienna, 26, will be named in any court papers.

A friend of [Balthazar's Brothers & Sisters costar] Matthew [Rhys]'s said: "They began meeting in Prague and that was when the chemistry started and he began wooing her.

"She had a boyfriend and it didn't immediately turn physical but there was something there.

"This behaviour is typical Sienna. She loves the power of being able to take a man off another woman.

"At least Rhys Ifans can try to get over it now. He knows she lied to him about Prague so that will make it a bit easier for him to move on."

For the past month Sienna and Balthazar, said to be "besotted and smitten", have been getting closer.

The tycoon's wife and children Cassius Paul, Grace, Violet and June Catherine, are all thought to have gone to stay in one of the family's well-staffed villas in Italy while a divorce is thrashed out.

A source confirmed: "Sienna got to know Balthazar through Matthew and they hit it off. They have grown incredibly close. He secretly flew to London and Prague to be with her. She has spent last week in a Hollywood house with him."

The pair have been holed up day and night with each other as their romance blossomed.

Sienna flew to Los Angeles last Monday after finishing her nine-month relationship with Ifans.

On Wednesday Sienna ordered a takeaway and took it back to a hideaway house in Hollywood she was sharing with Balthazar.

They ate out in LA on Thursday and met friends including actor Johnny Lee Miller for drinks on Friday, arriving separately.

A witness said: "Getty came in and everyone made space for him to sit by Sienna at the table. They clearly knew they were together."

Before he was married Balthazar was romantically linked with Drew Barrymore and Milla Jovovich.

Yeah, it sucks when some rich dude leaves his wife and kids to shack up with some hot young Hollywood thing, but to us that's not really the point here. The real point is that Balthazar Getty is finally making gossip headlines, just like our thirteen-year-old self imagined he would as we watched Lord of the Flies for the thirty-seventh time. Hopefully this will mean a resurgence in popularity for teen stars of the early '90s. Maybe next week Wil Wheaton will get popped for DUI. more »