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• God, Megan Fox is so gross. She's seriously such a dog. I mean, bow wow, right? (Fatback)

• Matthew McConaughey sprung from the loins of another legendary cocksman, it seems. All right all right all riiiiiight. (Yeeeah!)

• Focus on Madonna's crotch and achieve inner peace. (Cityrag)

• Naked Kate Moss minus puss moss. (Mr. Skin)

• Tara Reid is designing her own clothing line. Comes pre-scented with tequila shots and with grass stained knees! (Daily Stab)

• Christina Ricci's nipples are so terribly sharp, they could slash tires. Or cut butternut squash. Or cut through this can. (IDLYITW)

• As a child, Mia Tyler ate what normal 8-year-olds eat. Chicken nuggets, pizza, Fruit Wrinkles, Little Debbies, and marijuana seeds. (Celebridiot)

• Julia Roberts in a bikini. Where's that gigantic boob melanoma? (Drunken Stepfather)

• One snort at a time: Mackenzie Phillips got arrested for drugs. Where's Schneider when you need him. (Hollywood Grind)

• Axl Rose wants young Kelly Osbourne to be his serpentine. He wanna hear her scream. (CelebWarship)

Continuing our 1990 theme, creepy cornrowed Guns n' Roses singer Axl Rose got into a kerfuffle with wiggerwear designer Tommy Hilfiger at actress Rosario Dawson's birthday party. Hilfiger bitchslapped Rose, who responded by leaning in and saying, "You know where you are? You're in the jungle, Tommy. You're gonna diiiieeeeeee." more »