If only she'd have shown her ass, we could have titled this post "Fanny and Zooey" and it would have been way funnier. Especially for British people. But hey, twee indie rock dudes with inverted wieners! Hey, shy bearded fat guys in plaid shirts who cry while watching Battlestar! This one's for you: cutesy sweetheart Zooey Deschanel gets naked in the upcoming film Gigantic! According to Mr Skin:
57 minutes into Gigantic (a word you couldnít use to describe Zooeyís b-cups), she strips down to her panties beside a pool. First, we see her boobs reflected in the rippling water, then thereís a much better look from a distance as she stands topless on the diving board. Finally, when Zooey comes out of the water after taking the plunge, her mams briefly break the surface.
Zooey is so sickening adorable that even showing her chits is probably unbearably cute. Instead of masturbating after watching it, you'll go make merry under a waterfall, press some buttercups in a scrapbook and then have a tea party with orphaned baby otters.