We often wonder what sort of swain could win the heart of the ever-perky and unendingly adorable Zooey Deschanel. We weren't sure if Kewpie was male, and Nermal from Garfield isn't real, but now we have our answer: some ironically bearded guy with a eunuch voice from a limp-donged indie band! Mazel! Hit us with the news, US Weekly:
Zooey Deschanel is engaged to Ben Gibbard, the front man for Death Cab for Cutie, a source close to the couple tells Usmagazine.com.
Rumors that the Yes Man actress, 28, was getting married spread after In Touch falsely reported she was engaged to a different musician: Hunter Burgan, a bass guitarist for AFI.
Deschanel and Gibbard, 32, are ìso thrilled,î the source tells Us. ìZooey was swept off her feet, and Ben is so excited.î
Maybe it's holiday sap overdose but the thought of this couple's wedding is nauseating in its twee-ness. How much do you want to bet they'll sing to each other and dressed-up chihuahuas will somehow be involved. And don't forget the nummy vegan cupcakes. Cupcakes! Eeeee!
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You use that not-so-clever nickname for my future ex-wife again and I'll hurt you!