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You may think that Zac Efron is as gay as a pink poodle taking a tinkle on the Easter ham at Elton John's house, but his mommy thinks he's all man. And she's very concerned about it. Reports Access Hollywood:

The photos that surfaced last year of Efron and his girlfriend, ìHSMî cutie Vanessa Hudgens, in what appeared to be a sex shop, were just one of the things that raised his mom Starlaís eyebrows.

ìIt was Hallows Eve like, two years ago. It was just a costume store,î Zac clarified to the April issue of ELLE magazine of the location of the snaps. ìIn the back they have an adult section for adult costumes. And this nice older woman asked for a photo.î

But like most of the public, when Efronís mother saw the photos, she too wondered what her son was doing in the store.

ìMy mom is like, ëZac, what did you buy in a sex shop?í I was like ëMom, calm down, itís not a sex shop.í She wouldnít have any of it. Sheís like, ëI knew you were being sexual!íî he admitted. ìBut she understood. My stocking was full of condoms this Christmas. She buys me the economy box.î

If you discover that your supposedly virginal, effete Disney-star son is actually banging the girl who sent him nudie pics, we guess the appropriate response is to encourage him to do it as often as possible with a giant stash of rubbers. Although personally we would have slipped in some dildos and butt plugs while we were at it. They might be a bit more appreciated.

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