We've found a sure-fire way to make sure that you don't click on that little thing that says "more" and read the rest of this story: mention Sir Ian McKellen's naked, dangly wiener soaking up the sun on a nude beach. But if we mention that Famke Janssen was there too, you might experience a real moral quandary. C'mon, pussy, do it. You're man enough to keep reading about an old queen's twig and berries.
Famke Janssen is European. And Europeans like to be naked. This one buddy of ours went to Amsterdam this one time (you can smoke weed there, like in public, brah) and said that there were just naked chicks walking around in the streets. But then he said there was a polar bear living in the alley behind his hotel, so maybe he just needed to lay off the drugs. But anyway, Famke is super duper OK cool with nudity. She even visited a nude beach while she was filming X-Men: The Last Stand in Canada. (Wait, there are nude beaches in Canada? America totally sucks!) She said:
Somebody told me about this beach I should go check out, so I went with a friend. I get there and it happens to be a nude beach and the first person I bump into is Sir Ian McKellen, flopping in the wind. It's not strange for me so much. I'm Dutch and my family, they're a little weird – they go to nude camps a lot. Then they go play tennis naked, or go bowling naked or do yoga naked. Some things need to be left to the imagination!
We totally disagree, Famke. You have left too much to the imagination over the years. What horrible thing must have happened to you in your childhood that made you abandon the family way? Your family is all hanging out in Europe being naked and free and eschewing tan lines and you're in America insisting on wearing clothes all the time. You've been in like twenty-five movies, yet you haven't been naked in a single one. Where did you go astray? Where, Famke?
Famke is not naked at MrSkin.com, but she's still hot.
And if you go that way, we don't judge. Sir Ian is at MaleStars.com.
