Yesterday we reported that J. Lo and Marc Anthony's attempt at IVF proved, sadly, unsuccessful for the childless couple. Today, we're told that she's taking Scientology tips from the kindly-seeming but ultimately dastardly Leah Remini. We can see how J. Lo would be impressed by the fact that after two marriages and fifteen years with no pregnancies, Tom Cruise was able to plant an infant in virgin Katie Holmes after knowing her for a couple of weeks. That's definitely the magic of Scientology and not that of a syringe, an issue of Blue Boy, and a rag soaked in chloroform.
Isn't it so terribly, terribly interesting how people don't get converted to Scientology unless they're already screwy, drug addicts looking for a detox cure, or, possibly, famous women feeling broody? J. Lo has apparently been taken under the wing of King of Queens star Remini, who is luring Jen into the gingerbread mansion of Scientology by leaving a trail of baby-scented breadcrumbs. According to Life & Style mag, Remini has promised Jen that the doctrines of the religion will help with fertility. Says a source:
"[Jennifer]'s starting to understand the cleansing process. It's all about putting the positive energy where you want it."
Yes, the "positive energy" is the man's thingie and "where you want it" is the woman's peebug. Wow, they've really unlocked the secrets of conception with that one.
J. Lo is nonpreg and nude MrSkin.com
Grab onto some Leah while you're there.
