We have just received the most devastating celebrity-couple news since the break-up of Brad and Jen: Our favorite (allegedly) gayer-than-Elton-John-swaddled-in-taffeta couple may have broken up. First we saw Matthew McConaughey kissing a random girl. Now we hear that Lance Armstrong was seen on a date with Paris Hilton. Has Lance Bass taught you nothing about how to be true to yourself and accept your societally shunned love?
Page Six reports on the highly unlikely new coupling:
Could it be that Lance Armstrong has taken a break from incessantly working out with his new best friend, Matthew McConaughey – to spend time with Paris Hilton? The two showed up to the Key Club in L.A. Tuesday night to catch the band the Vacation. "They came together, they hung out and left together," said our spy. They missed Linkin Park's Chester Bennington hopping onstage with main attraction Metal Skool and belting out a few songs.
Obviously, this proves nothing, other than Paris and Lance have terrible taste in music. If Paris were really interested in Lance, she would have wowed him by pulling a full-size, assembled bicycle out of her panty-free vagina during one of the concert's intermissions.
Paris: in the buff at MrSkin.com.
