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Winona Ryder Has Cartoon Breasts

freewinona.jpgBack in March we wrote a little fable about Winona Ryder in A Scanner Darkly. More specifically, it was about Winona Ryder's breasts in A Scanner Darkly, and how she is seen topless, but the boobs are as-imagined-by a team of animators. Under the cut, cartoon cans revealed, so you can be a pervo without being resigned to looking at anime.

Usually when one sees the term "cartoon breasts", one thinks of Pamela Anderson and others of her comically inflated ilk. Today, the ever-lovin' Goldenfiddle holds our hands and guides us to a different type of drawn ta-ta:

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So we can infer that computer dorks imagine boobs as preternaturally enormous, sticking straight up in the air like a halved soccer ball even as Winona lies on her back, with pert, nickel-sized nipples, the diameter perfect any way you measure it? Yes, that sounds about right.

See the real Noni nippo at MrSkin.com.

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