Will Smith is best friends with Tom Cruise, and you know what that means, right? Weekend getaways to Telluride and discounts on bulk orders of shoe lifts? Well, yes, but it also means he's as gay as a prima ballerina twirling a pinwheel in a field of daisies. According to new rumors, a "notorious Hollywood madame" claims that Will Smith was a client of hers for years, and that he always ordered the supersized Whopper. Yeeeah! reports that Madame X said:
ì[The first time I spoke with Smith], I had to reassure him over and over that I could guarantee discretion. Once I convinced him I could, he placed his order. It was for a man. Youíd be surprised at how many Hollywood stars requested the services of the guys.î
This lends itself quite nicely to Smithís new allegiance to the homo-curing religion of Scientology:
Could Smithís proclivities account for his recent apparent conversion to Scientology, a religion thatís chief appeal in Hollywood appears to be its promise to turn gay people straight? The religionís founder, L. Ron Hubbard, believed homosexuals should be quarantined from society because he considered gays to be ìquite ill physicallyî and homosexuality a ìmental aberration.î
Looking back, this is all quite obvious if you explore the early oeuvre of the Fresh Prince releases. "I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson" was just a radio-friendly version of the more colorful "I Think I Can Beat Off Mike Tyson". And "Parents Just Don't Understand" was actually the harrowing tale of coming out to one's mother and father and not, as one would assume, a song about buying Zips and picking up pre-teen runaways. Actually, no, that's pretty gay too.
