We never thought he could sink lower than riding around on a flatbed truck shilling real estate, but we were wrong. Cisco Adler's Black Crowes tribute band Whitestarr (the extra R means they're extra raw, brah) is selling worse than Kevin Federline. Their first album, "Luv Machine" (you've gotta be fucking kidding me), has sold only 812 copies in almost six weeks of release, with only 75 copies sold last week. We don't really have a joke here, folks. We just wanted to share with you the most pathetic story we heard today. But if we find a cache of 812 Whitestarr CDs with "Mrs. Adler" and hearts drawn all over them under Mischa Barton's bed, we'll let you know.
