Whitney Houston is back! She’s got a new album, a new Oprah interview, and she’s done sucking the glass wiener. Wait, scratch that. America’s most beloved dootie bubble factory performed last night on the Simon Cowell talent show X Factor. And her tits nearly popped out of her dress while she sounded like your cousin Debbie after smoking a half pack of pilfered Pall Malls and huffing Wite-Out under the bleachers. For the first time, we can say “Hell, WE can sing better than Whitney Houston” and mean it. And that’s saying something, because we’re a website. We don’t even have a larynx.
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Yep, sometimes it’s just best for some music legends just to fade away and not make a comeback. Ms. Houston should’ve just retired or something. This is just sad to watch.
Nothing was wrong with that performance. She sounded better than some these no talent lip syncing singers.