When Sienna Attacks: Miller vs. Mothra

"It is futile to resist the hot-pants-with-tights combo. I am a fashion icon. Everything I wear--whether I look like a sailor or a genie or a zombie extra from Fame--is fabulous. Look into the camel toe and you will believe. Join me. Join me. Join me . . . "

For a girl who seems to be strategically planning her mounting fame, Sienna Miller sure doesn't like people taking her picture.

The actress was seen leaving Sketch via the back door at 1am with a female friend on February 17. As they were escorted by a minder through some building work, she was heard to say 'I am going to talk to this photographer'. She then launched herself towards him and tried to grab his camera. After hitting him and screaming frantically at him, she jumped into a black cab, leaving behind her chauffeur driven Bentley.

Ah, just another step in Sienna's nefarious plan. Had she not played the Cammy Diaz card, would any of us know Sienna's whereabouts on the evening of February 17, 2006? No, we would not. That day would remain virtually Sienna free (except for you sad saps who hunkered down in front of the TV for another viewing of Alfie, promising yourselves, "This time it will be entertaining. I just know it."). We have played right into her scheming little hands by continuing to give her our attention. Damn that Sienna for waiting until the day's most interesting news is of another Clay Aiken gay sex scandal to be newsworthy. You got us again, Miller.
A Socialite's Life has more photog pummeling pics for your perusal.
See Sienna's other two-tiered attack at MrSkin.com.