Paris Hilton is officially engaged. Does this mean she'll stop flashing her snatch all over the place? We're guessing not. She probably has a whole library of sex tapes just waiting to be stolen.
How is a girl ever to find love when it's a mental strain just to remember the name of the man sneaking out of her bedroom at 7 a.m.? Why, start boinking someone who shares her name, of course. Paris Hilton has simplified her life and minimized that icky thing called thinking by betrothing herself to Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis. We can just imagine the vows they will exchange on the altar: "You're hot." "You're hot." Followed by face licking and dry humping until the organist cuts them off and brings them back to reality.
Paris is naked. Very much so. At MrSkin.com.
