Angelina Jolie's man-trap is hungry, and when Sigmund (hey, we didn't name it) is hungry, men best stay out of Angelina's way, lest they end up divorcing their wife, taking on a Haitian orphan village, and reducing their vocabulary to "Yes, Dear" and "Of course I care very very deeply about the situation in Darfur."
Page Six relays the riveting tale of Angelina's feeding habits:
Angelina Jolie loves to eat out – as long as a woman is serving her. When Jolie and two pals breezed into the Dakota restaurant at the Hollywood Roosevelt the other night, she oddly requested "a female server only" to bring her halibut and salad, our spy says. "The theory is she feels guys gawk at her too much, and this is one way of avoiding that."
Why, that makes perfect sense to us, Ang! No woman has ever stared at you, or spilled a bowl of soup on you just so she could grope at your breasts with a linen napkin, or licked the picture of you they keep next to their bed. Women are way too classy and wiener-loving to ever think about you in that way. Surely Ashlee Simpson and the world's population of lesbians has never lusted after you in such a fashion.
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