What’s the Gossip, Girl? Blake Lively’s Nude. Sort of.

Blake Lively nude! Blake Lively nude! Well, sort of. But still, we’re going to head out to the street corner, dressed in our best tweed short pants, our newsy hat jauntily tipped to the side, and yell it for all to hear. Then, quietly, we’ll say, “strategically nude, that is, pressed up against some old guy.” But no one will hear that part. So we’ll make a lot of people happy. And isn’t that all anyone wants out of life, to make people happy? The scene in question occurs in a movie called The Private Lives of Pippa Lee, starring just about everyone. It will be in limited release in the U.S. on November 27th, but a few clips hit the internet today, which you can see at Drunken Stepfather. They show Blake Lively teasingly non-nude nude as well as dressed in some sexy old-timey lingerie while getting spanked by another woman while Julianne Moore takes pictures. We can only assume that in the actual movie, that scene ends up with Blake, Julianne, and the other woman in the hottest lesbian threeway every caught on film. Because, really, how else could it end? With some sort of deep insight about life? What fun is that?