Supermodels. They’re usually not the smartest people in the room. If you were out to lunch with a model, a failing fourth grader, and Britney Spears (Don’t judge; that’s our standing Thursday noon reservation at The Ivy), who would you let calculate the tip? So even though Mr. Skin declared last week Official Nude Victoria’s Secret Model Appreciation Week, some supermodels are getting nude this week. To be fair, one of them is Miranda Kerr, who just couldn’t keep her clothes on last week. And perhaps Naomi Campbell thought the magazine depicting her bare boob being gawked by a goat was slated for release last week. Or maybe this is the new world order. Every day we will wake up to find a new nude picture of a current or former Victoria’s Secret model in some manner of undress. Universal health care sounds nice and all, but this is the kind of revolution we’ve been waiting for. After the cut, see some naked models.
And before you start bitching, yes, we know that Miranda Kerr is wearing pantyhose and is therefore technically not nude, but hey, that sure looks like an ass to us. So suck it, nitpickers.
