We figured you were growing a little tired of seeing picture after picture after picture of corporeally-gifted starlets with their jiggle-free hardbodies poured into gossamer little bikinis, so we're mixing it up a little and offering a new take on the old bikini picture post. Behold! Hulk Hogan in a pair of fluorescent chartreuse grape-smugglers!
He looks like a photo negative of Juan Valdez.
Thank God he's wearing that straw hat. We wouldn't want the Hulkster getting any sun damage, now, would we?
Thank you, Splash News, for showing us that one's flesh should never be a darker tone than one's hair. Nor described on one's driver's license as "bruised plum".
