So Madonna. You've got a pretty big purse there. And it looks like it might hold a tube of lipstick, a couple of tampons, and your wallet. So why the hell didn't you stick your Purple Penetrator in your damn purse instead of letting the paps catch snaps of your fake penis? Also, shouldn't you own roughly 8,000 strap-ons by now? Did you lose your collection to customs when you moved to England? Or did Guy not want Dennis Rodman's ass cooties coming near his orifices?
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