Jessica Alba says she lost a tooth while filming a sex scene with Dane Cook. We're guessing that the thing sacrificed itself just to escape Dane's whiny, frat-boy-tinged brand of "humor". Really, Jess is lucky something more serious didn't happen, like her arms detaching themselves from her torso or her internal organs crawling up through her throat and making a run for it.
We were understandably titillated by the headline "Jessica Alba's oral sex accident," but, alas, FemaleFirst is a bigger prick tease than Donna Martin and didn't quite follow through with what was promised. Instead of Jessica accidentally biting the tip off of boyfriend Cash Warren's weenis or some such incident, we get a much tamer story.
The Sin City actress is starring in romantic comedy Good Luck Chuck with Dane Cook and admits the frantic scenes left her nursing a sore mouth.
Alba told TV show Extra: "We shot all our love scenes in one day and I actually lost a tooth. I chipped a tooth as well so I need to get that fixed. Isn't that disgusting?
"We were smashing our faces together and it just happened. It's not the slowest, most romantic of love scenes. Dane's a wild one."
Usually when we mention Jessica Alba on these here pages it has something to do with sexiness. She's got great cans! She makes out with a monkey! So we're sorry to ruin Jessica's sexy streak with the image of her toothless. Because if you think of your great aunt Marge digging her dentures out of the glass on her bedside table every time you try to look at Jessica's ass in Into the Blue, it might cause you some problems.
Go try to look at Jessica's butt in Into the Blue at MrSkin.com. We dare you.
