Remember when people used to pay attention to Colin Farrell and his caddish Irish bad-boy antics? When all anybody could talk about for awhile there was the supposed hugeness of his wiener and which super famous hot celebrity he was luring into his love chamber? Well, those days are over. Now poor Colin canít even score with a couple of people willing to pick up a drunken hitchhiker.
Like a latter day Steve Guttenberg, Colin Farrell has had to watch as his empire of adoration crumbled around him. The man who could once schtup such coveted hotties as Angelina Jolie and Lindsay Lohan (you know, reportedly) has since been turned down by a withered old seventy-year-old and had to resort to bumming a ride on the side of the road. Can Cocoon Part 3: All Aliens in the Pool be far behind? A source told Page Six that she saw Farrell ìstumbling backward on the side of the road with his thumb stuck outî and decided to pick him up. She said, "We couldn't believe it was him. He looked really wasted." The woman and her male companion took Farrell to his posh hotel and were asked to join him in his room but declined. What could be next in the decline of Colin Farrell? Picking up chicks at the methadone clinic? Dating Lizzie Grubman?
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