We're not famous and we've never pretended to be. We don't have any outstanding talents that would lead us to make it in the cutthroat world of showbiz: We haven't the dazzling good looks of an Angelina Jolie, nor the God-given acting talent of a Meryl Streep, nor a melodious voice like a Whitney Houston, and we're certainly no multitalented juggernaut like YouTube superstar Nornna. However, we do know one thing, and that is this: If we were an internationally beloved superstar and we knew cameras were going to be tracking our every move, and we posessed enormously rotund store-bought breasts that flipped the bird to gravity, we would most definitely walk around clad in diaphanous tank tops such as the one Christina Aguilera's donning:
There are like fifteen trillion more pictures of those Nipguileras at Egotastic! so you should look at each and every one. And if your boss bitches at you, just tell him it's not nudity, because it's not. The nipple has to actually touch the air for it to be, technically, nakedness. Which reminds us: there seems to be some sort of confusion in regards to what constitutes slipping nip and other inadvertant skin. What Christina just did is not a nip slip–it's just considered a see-through. Here is a handy-dandy exposure nomenclature guide to print out, clip, and save.
Nip slip: accidental nipple that is clearly visible in the open and unfettered by pesky clothing when one's top or dress slips aside. Aereola counts. Example: Mischa Barton in the purple dress, yesterday.
Tit slip: Same as above, only with the entire breast–or most of it, at least–popping completely out in full view. Examples: Lindsay Lohan in the black dress at a car show, Bai Ling every day.
Lip slip: Inadvertant labia errantly sliding past the crotch of a pair of panties or a bathing suit. Example: Paris Hilton, exiting a car.
See-through: Boobs, pubes, or buns visible through a frustrating layer of transparent clothing. Said clothing may be sheer on purpose, or the see-through moment may occur when an otherwise opaque garment is rendered transparent upon the flash of a camera. Example: Christina, in this entry.
Upskirt: Self-explanatory. The view up a lady's skirt, usually panty-clad, usually occuring during the wobbly exit out of a car. Can an upskirt also be a lip slip? Sure, if the pantaloons are wedged deep into the ladycanal. Example: Mischa Barton, lunching in a blue dress.
There's more of Christina, skinning it up and stuff, at MrSkin.com.
