Watchmen comes out on Friday and people are going completely ape. There’s looting, riots, fires. People are out of their minds, screaming “Watchmen! Watchmen!”, tearing their hair out by the handfuls. Although she’s already been in the first Harold and Kumar movie and wore a merkin in The Heartbreak Kid, Malin Akerman will probably become a huge star thanks to Watchmen. Case in point: paparazzi are showing up at her appearances and hunkering down behind her car door to surreptitiously cram their lens up her ham hole. That’s when you know you’ve made it: a Pentax in your poon and three mysterious, disembodied hands reaching towards you play offense.
P.S. Malin is naked in Watchmen. For real. No panties. No fingerblocking. Just pure, unadulterated, superass. No foolin’.
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