Spend $50,000 on a pair of diamond-dust encrusted panty hose that claim to make your legs so skinny you'll look like a pair of children's safety scissors? Victoria Beckham says, "Of course!" But hand over wads of cash to a religion that promotes the love and acceptance of her alien brethren? F that.
Tom Cruise has been stepping up his Scientological conversion attempts as of late, what with trying to convince J.Lo that only Xenu can implant a mini Skeletor in her uterus, but his efforts aren't penetrating Posh's plastic pout. London's Sun reports:
[Tom Cruise] is obsessed with the wacky religion and believes David would benefit from joining. But Victoria, 32, has ruled it out ó partly because members have to make large, regular cash donations. A source close to the Beckhams said: ìTom spoke to David for hours about Scientology. He feels it could help to lift him out of the blues over his football career. But Victoria is having none of it. She canít see the point of joining something like that where you have to donate money.î
Cruise can beg and plead and promise all the free Jimmy Choos and Botox in his power, but nothing short of hardcore mind control is going to convince Victoria to become a Scientologist. And Tom won't learn that until he reaches OT level VIII.
Peep Vicky B at MrSkin.com.
Or Cruise to Tommy and Becks at MaleStars.com.
