The last time you visited an Abercrombie & Fitch store (yes, apparently today our readers are vacuous eighteen-year-olds from 1996) you tried on twenty sweatshirts, studied your profile in the three-way mirror for half an hour, and weighed the cost to use ratio on your favorite garment before reluctantly plunking down your credit card. The last time Victoria Beckham visited A&F, she barked, "I'll take the whole bloody lot of it. And don't look at me, wankers!"
According to Bricks and Stones:
Three of Victoria Beckham's credit cards were rejected at a popular West Hollywood mall recently, according to an eyewitness, and that's when Posh got scary. She was at the Abercrombie & Fitch at the Grove in late April and headed to the checkout counter with $12,000, and a customer shopping says 3 credit cards were rejected when the salesperson tried to ring up the purchase. The eyewitness adds, Victoria said there must be something wrong with the store's computer and said she should go somewhere else to shop.The nervous cashier tried to explain that it wasn't her fault, but Victoria snapped at her: never mind, take this one! The purchase was completed on the fourth attempt but the drama was far from over. Victoria insisted her packages be delivered to her home, but store workers said the most they do was help her load her car; Victoria furiously backed up her Lincoln Navigator to the shop's front door. After her packages were loaded Victoria demanded they do it over because it wasn't done correctly. The eyewitness tells The Enquirer, after the employees packed her car for the second time she jumped in and roared off.
As she took off the shopper says they (the employees) broke into applause!
We're guessing that Vicky's kids reaped most of the benefits of the $12,000 (you can never have too many faded fake vintage logo tees and hibiscus-emblazoned board shorts), but we really love the idea of Victoria ditching her couture for a more laid-back surfer look now that she's living in California. What better way to say, "I'm American, watch my TV show," than with a wardrobe made up completely of knit babydoll tanks and cropped sweatpants? Of course, we're sure that much like Mariah Carey, Victoria's feet will not accept the matching flat footwear, and flip-flops will be eschewed. If anyone can make Jimmy Choos work with terrycloth hot pants, it's Posh.
Vicky B isn't wearing A&F at MrSkin.com–and she's not wearing a bra either.
