Inky Spice

The times! Oh, how they change. Your grandpa sports a classic pinup girl on his arm that does a little dance when he flexes. "Lookit her go, boy!" he gums as her wasp-waisted, winking figure does the Lindy Hop. And famed ball-handler David Beckham has a similar tattoo. Only his sports bolt-on titties and skin the color of a pueblo. Celebitchy dishes:

Football star David Beckham has a new tattoo, and this one is unlike all the others - it’s a naked picture of his wife Victoria. The soccer star’s seven-inch artwork on his left arm features the Spice Girl lying on her back surrounded by stars and baring her breasts with her knees raised up seductively. The etching was based on David’s favourite photograph of Victoria from a Bridget Bardot-inspired shoot she did for Pop magazine four years ago.

A source said: “David is thrilled with the results. He thinks of Victoria as his angel, which is why he decided on the stars. Victoria is very flattered with this beautiful tribute.”

Honestly, we have no idea what all those Renaissance dudes were thinking with their angels. Serene faces? Fanciful robes? Halos? An air of gentle piety? Nay, friends, nay. Angels, apparently, wear a size 00 and can rest cinder blocks on their implant ridges. Amen!

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So will the Beck follow his insanity to the next step and put implants on his new tat so it can REALLY look like Posh?

 Posted by: bored viewer | February 1, 2008 01:36 PM

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