Victoria Beckham Loses Hair Sextensions

Posh Spice's rather unflattering severe new bob was widely covered in the gossip blog pages a few weeks ago. Some speculated that it was a way to balance out her terrible, terrible boobs, some said she wanted to spark a new trend, but the truth of the matter is that the penile ministrations of husband David Beckham were hearty enough to cause her extensions to fall out. In essence, he fucked her weave off.

Monkey Spice is the Spice we love to hate, from her lubed and beglittered terra-cotta skin to her coconut-half implants to her size -00 jeans. But lately, doubt has began to creep in. We've stopped actively hating her. We've started almost sort of liking her a little, thanks in part to this video (yes, it's very safe for work). Suddenly, we find ourselves even actually out and out admiring her--she's a funny ho!--as evidenced by this gem she dropped when explaining the reasoning behind her new hairdo on the UK morning show GMTV:

"I was in the heat of passion and my hair extensions would come out - it was so embarrassing."

Although you won't see us sporting the razor bob or a bronzer bath look any time soon, Posh is known as a tastemaker in her native England. So don't be surprised if a new wave of fetish porn floods the marketplace soon: small, russet-colored women getting enthusiastically hammered on a bed strewn with ratted, synthetic weave chunks gently bouncing to the rhythm of the animalistic coupling.
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