Victoria Beckham To Teach Hillbillies How To Be May-Jah

Apparently every Hollywood famous type person has chosen this week to become utterly boring. Our Sexy Lady Story yesterday consisted of grainy stills of Anne Hathaway wearing nowhere-near-skimpy underwear, for L. Ron's sake. We haven't even heard one story about Britney getting her weave caught in an elevator door or taking her favorite Yorkie to get a facial. So until John Mayer posts his Jessica Simpson sex-tape collection on his blog, we'll bring you news of Victoria Beckham trying to bring high fashion to podunkville. Our gossip wardrobe consultant, FemaleFirst, reports:

Victoria Beckham is set to launch her own fashion reality TV series in the US.

The ex-Spice girl has been asked to front a new Fashion Nightmares show for the Fox network.

The show is based on Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares which has been a big hit in America after he took it over there last year.

Victoria would travel around America, finding poorly styled people and giving them a fashion make-over.

'They want her to visit some boutiques and beauty pageants in real backwater towns and to try to whip them into chic shape," a source told Marie Clare.

Victoria was reportedly reccommended for the job by some of her celebrity friends: "A couple of A-listers have recommended her, saying her humour and knowledge has yet to be fully explored," added the source.

God, we hope this show will involve Posh fashioning a Wal-Mart handkerchief into a tube top for a really fat lady. We also really hope it involves Vicky B trying to better understand her clientèle by eating one McDonald's French fry and one chicken McNugget in the first episode. Of course, the guilt and intense gastrointestinal grumblings that would follow would then force Victoria to subsist on no more than 42 calories a day for the remainder of the season, but these are the things you do for fashion.