Inflatable Posh

You all know that Victoria Beckham is a trophy wife, a British person, and very very tan, but did you know that she's also a comedienne? The Daily Mail reports:

Victoria Beckham has finally got her revenge on the hoards of paparazzi that constantly follow her every move. Photographers were caught completely off guard when an unlikely body double was helped out of the star’s SUV. Trying to conceal their amusement, members of Team Beckham unloaded a different version of the former Spice Girl - a blow-up doll complete with blonde hair and huge shades.

Turns out it was a clever decoy: Posh was actually across town shopping at Santa Monica’s Pleasure Chest "speciality shop". According to their website, the Pleasure Chest "mixes naughty with very nice, helping all walks of life get comfortable with their sensual side". Looks like David’s in for a treat. Posh, 33, was also spotted trying on a pair of rather racy PVC gloves.

And with the story, they included this picture, above left, featuring Posh's bodyguards with a creature possessing strawlike blonde hair, plasticine skin in a color not found in nature, a forced, frozen smile, and breasts like two immobile yoga balls. Which is cute, but we only wish they could've managed to get a pic of the guys with this "sex doll" they were talking about.