We love honesty in a celebrity. Want to make us like you? Just admit in an interview, "I have a fat ass" or "I have a teeny weenie" or "I once fingered my sister" and we'll love you. OK, maybe not that last one, that's pretty gross. And James Haven doesn't count as a celebrity anyway. But admitting you have no talent is a good start. Victoria Beckham revealed to Elle:
It became very obvious from the start that I was never going to be the best singer or the best dancer or the best actress. I was never a 'natural'.You know, I've never been that good at anything, to be completely honest.
Oh, that's not true, darling. You're good at lots of things. Like maintaining scientifically impossible body proportions. And shopping. And being orange. And acting a role model for Kate Cruise. And constantly amusing us with pictures where you look like a robot or a mannequin or Big Bird. And saying may-juh.
Vicky B is way may-juh at MrSkin.com.
