Michael Smith, a disgruntled 54-year-old Vietnam vet, waited in line for 90 minutes yesterday in Kansas City, MO, at a book signing for Jane Fonda's bestselling biography, My Life So Far, for the sole purpose of spattering her with his tobacco-flecked spit. Way to steal our thunder, Smith! We were planning on hawking a loogie on Barbarella too, but not because of the Vietnam War–we just automatically hate anyone who had anything to do with Leonard Part 6.
Smith's reasoning for the attack was that, because of Fonda's controversial visit to Hanoi in 1972, he felt the actress was a "traitor" who had been "spitting in the faces of war veterans for years" and that "There are a lot of veterans who would love to do what I did." Although Fonda does not wish to press charges, Mr. Smith was still taken into custody and charged with disorderly conduct. Boy, he sure showed her! Now she's all covered in tobacco spittle AND the fact that she has a new book out and is doing a tour is in all the papers and on the news, causing tons of publicity and upping both the sales of her bio and the attendance at her tour appearances. Ha ha, take THAT, Jane Fonda!
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