In other snoob news, Britney Spears has agreed to pose nude and heavy with fetus a la Demi Moore on the cover of Vanity Fair. The Lady Federline will be receiving roughly 5 million for the pic, which should keep Kevin in Hardee's and Kools for a good long while.
A magazine insider snitches: "Negotiations have been in progress for a while and both sides have come up with a figure agreeable to both parties. It's a huge amount of money. Brit apparently is eager for cash now that her career is all but dead to show off her new fecund shape. The source continued, "Britney just loves being pregnant and her new body." Now, before you go running around splooging all over your home or office like a runaway firehose, please note that this is the cover of a mainstream magazine. She's going to be cleverly holding each arm delicately across her bits and pieces, you know. Though, judging by recent pictures of Brit-Brit, even both arms will not be enough to hide the ginormously swelling lacto-launchers that have sprung up on her chest.
Pre-preg Brit pix at MrSkin.com. Just click on these here words.
