Yo, VIP, let's kick it! Actually, let's shove it. Vanilla Ice, known as a white rapper in the late 1980s, a housemate on the reality show The Surreal Life, and a guy who has kept goatees and Caesar haircuts going way past the '90s has arrested last night after a domestic dispute with his spouse. TMZ reports:
Former rap star Vanilla Ice, real name Robert Van Winkle, was arrested at his home after an alleged altercation with his wife.
Ice was booked by Palm Beach County Sheriff's deputies at 10:43 PM ET on a charge of domestic battery. Sources tell TMZ he got into an argument with his wife, Laura, and he pushed her.
So now, not only do we have definitive proof that Vanilla Ice is a complete douchelord, we also have photographic proof that when you shave stripes into your eyebrows, they do stay like that forever. You were right, Mom! I mean, word to my mother.
* Alternate, equally distasteful title: "Check Out My Left Hook While My Wife Talks Shit."**
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