It’s New Year’s Eve. You’re wearing a pretty, sparkly dress that showcases your ass in a pleasing manner. You are getting ready to kiss the man who made you more famous than you ever should have been (and who, somehow, still clings to an undying fame himself, even without any discernable money-making artistic output). Your only job is to espouse how “tight” and “fresh” that new Gwen Stefani video is and how you can’t believe how “slammin” her body is so soon after having a baby (and you’re getting paid a–presumably–ridiculous sum to do so). But instead you slip in a “fucking.” Welcome to the no-longer-charmed life of Vanessa Minnillo, soon-to-be ex MTV VJ. Even Martha Quinn is laughing at you right now, Vanessa.
You wanna see Vanessa and Nick’s midnight kiss? Bricks and Stones grants your wish.
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